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Post by Sugarmama on Jul 28, 2006 10:39:03 GMT -5
Nope...I GOT THIS SHIT!!!!!!
Mark, you are drunk....Get off the fucking Merry Go Round already!
Very well thought out answer though honey. I have no doubt you would have survived!
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Post by banditoburrito on Jul 28, 2006 12:09:16 GMT -5
A creature came where there sat many wise men in the meeting-place. He had two ears, two eyes, two feet, a back and a belly, a pair of hands, two shoulders and arms, a neck, two sides and twelve hundred heads………. What was it?
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Post by BigDaddysGirl on Jul 28, 2006 13:00:58 GMT -5
Well I don't know what that is, but I do know I have a fucking BAT in my house hanging on my freaking picture frame in my living room, and 2 grown women acted like scared preschoolers, trying to kill a SLEEPING BAT! But Janine was gonna be brave and I talked her out of it! LOL So, Shane can deal with it when he comes home tonight!
Not being able to see GrooveHead tonight A BAT in my house Having to cancel lunch with Myra today This day blows! Can I start a FUCK THAT Thread?
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Post by BIG DADDY on Jul 31, 2006 23:04:04 GMT -5
The bat lived to haunt our house another day. I captured it and threw it outside.
As far as the creature......gotta give it some more thought.....or just read the answer....hehehe
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Post by banditoburrito on Aug 3, 2006 13:40:21 GMT -5
If you were a true musician you would have kept the bat and bit its head off at your next show. No love for Ozzie huh........Oh and the answer is a man selling garlic.
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Post by BIG DADDY on Aug 3, 2006 19:02:13 GMT -5
Wouldn't that be 1,200 cloves?? I'm so confused. I almost guessed 'A Duck' again..
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Post by banditoburrito on Aug 4, 2006 7:25:19 GMT -5
Here is something that will not confuse you.
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.
A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint. The next week he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:
Dear Sir,
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
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Post by BIG DADDY on Aug 7, 2006 18:00:42 GMT -5
YEEAAARRRRGGGGHHHH MATEY!!!
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Post by banditoburrito on Aug 9, 2006 6:36:16 GMT -5
What phrase is represented below?
JG UN MI PP IM NU GJ Good New New
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Post by DJCJ on Aug 22, 2006 7:02:50 GMT -5
Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump even you.
1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your head) 2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code!!!!!!!!!) 3. Multiply by 80 4. Add 1 5. Multiply by 250 6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number 7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again. 8. Subtract 250 9. Divide number by 2
Do you recognize the answer?
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ambivalence
GrooveJunkie
that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, i like it!
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Post by ambivalence on Aug 22, 2006 8:16:26 GMT -5
What phrase is represented below?
JG UN MI PP IM NU GJ Good New New
all i got is jumping up and down...
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Post by banditoburrito on Aug 22, 2006 9:26:32 GMT -5
Jumping up and down over good news.
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SpiderMonkey
GrooveJunkie
I love me some David Hasselhoff
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Post by SpiderMonkey on Aug 22, 2006 11:44:12 GMT -5
CJ! That is fucked up man... It's a good thing I don't smoke much pot anymore...
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ambivalence
GrooveJunkie
that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, i like it!
Posts: 114
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Post by ambivalence on Aug 23, 2006 7:50:07 GMT -5
Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump even you. 1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your head) 2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code!!!!!!!!!) 3. Multiply by 80 4. Add 1 5. Multiply by 250 6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number 7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again. 8. Subtract 250 9. Divide number by 2 Do you recognize the answer? Here's the nerd in me: assume that your telephone number is XYZ-ABCD 1. 80(xyz) 2. 80(xyz)+1 3. 250( 80xyz + 1) = 2000xyz + 250 4. 2000xyz + 250 + abcd 5. 2000xyz + 250 + abcd + abcd = 2000xyz + 250 + 2abcd6. 2000xyz + 2abcd + 250 - 250 = 2000xyz + 2abcd7. 2000xyz + 2abcd.............2 8. 1000xyz + abcd = XYZ,ABCDMAGIC! (and you thought you'll never use algebra beyond highschool... )
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Post by TenaciousB on Aug 23, 2006 11:38:05 GMT -5
Wow, even watching someone else do math still makes my head hurt!
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